7 Truths if you're single in Kelowna

Sam Hill | April 29, 2017 in Lifestyle

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Ah, being single in Kelowna. If you've spent any part of your life as a single person in this beautiful city, you know a few things are for certain. You know that nearly every new dating prospect is somehow connected to your ex, a Moo-Lix date is inevitable and the winters are rough. There are definitely some cold hard truths to being single in Kelowna!

You can be found on the Roses patio on any Friday night during the summer. If you’re between the ages of 21 and 35, we can probably guess that you’ll hit up the Roses patio this summer.

Your friends have probably tried to set you up with someone on their boyfriend’s team. Have you noticed that all of your friend’s boyfriends play on the same hockey/baseball/soccer team?

Get a puppy = get a girlfriend. Gentlemen, if you’re looking for a girlfriend follow these steps: Get a puppy, take puppy to dog park, post cute photos of puppy on Instagram, get girlfriend. Easy as that.

You’ve probably gone boating with a bunch of strangers and immediately regretted it. Oh, you have a boat? It sounds like a great idea until you’re stuck out in the middle of the lake with new ‘friends’.

Your Tinder and Bumble options grow exponentially in the summer. Everyone is back in town, because why would you go anywhere else in the summer? Now is the time to swipe right!

You've been on a first date at Scandia, which was also your last date with that person. This is the go-to first date spot. If you haven't been on a first date here, you're missing out on a right of passage.

A successful night out is going home with DunnEnzies Pizza. If you wake up in the morning with a DunnEnzies pizza box next to your bed, you definitely had a good night. 

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