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Don't know how to decorate your Thanksgiving table? Ivanka Trump and her design team don’t either, according to Twitter.
“Have no idea how to decorate your Thanksgiving table? Problem solved,” was the lead into a list of probably the most unrelatable decorating tips you’ll ever be at the receiving end of.
“Allison Domonoske thinks beyond the conventional cornucopia," reads the article.
The unorthodox decorating tips weren’t well-received by the Internet community, who immediately had some choice words regarding the “forest garbage” filled clam centerpiece, and other tips.
It's Thanksgiving kids, get the clam out of storage
— Antifa-la-la-la-la (@LizardRumsfeld) November 18, 2017
FILL A GIANT CLAM WITH GARBAGE FROM THE WOODS YOU ARE THE GARBAGE GOD NOW https://t.co/1DK6es5vWY
— Daniel Kibblesmith From Work (@kibblesmith) November 18, 2017
Ah yes, who could forget that timeless motif of "something a goblin barfed up after eating the entire Pumpkin Village in a fairytale illustrating the hazards of gluttony"
— J Crowley (@jdcrowley) November 18, 2017
Because nothing says "holiday of gratitude" like Festive Driftwood Gourd Mollusk https://t.co/4sQDrYWcOW
— Daniel Summers (@WFKARS) November 18, 2017
Horrifying centerpiece aside, why are you eating Thanksgiving dinner on your kitchen island? https://t.co/QjqDUdSzQx
— Amber Macdonald (@mzmacdonald) November 18, 2017
Wish our American friends a happy Thanksgiving (Nov. 23rd), and wish them luck in trying to recreate this bizarre tablescape.
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